OMG Pvd, WTF?

• 2011-01-25

  SOTU remarks

  1. Abe: He must have a great memory... he hardly ever looks down!
  2. Jack: He's got two teleprompters. You're right though, he does remember how to read.
  3. Obama on TV: ".....Taliban..."
  4. Jack: Tolly-Bon? -sings- Come Mr. Tolly-Bon, tally me bananas.

• 2010-11-05

  In the office next to mine there is a tiny exercise machine. The customer service representatives use it when call volume is low so their legs don’t get all woobly.

  But when they stand on it and pedal its footpads around in tiny circles it sounds like a rusty swing-set. In my head it sits, abandoned at dusk, its swing squeaking in the breeze of some far off brewing storm.

  My office is a spooky place.

• 2010-08-24

  

  The new hotness. I have named her Barbara.

• 2010-08-12

  Glacial

  1. Reporter on NPR: ...glaciers...can be tricky.
  2. Me: Yes, they sneak up on you veeeeeeeeeery slooooooooowly.
  3. Hope: They're so shifty!
  4. Me: Slippery bastards.

• 2010-07-23

  

  “A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.” from The Merry Wives of Windsor - William Shakespeare

  There is a man who has changed my life. His name is Tom and he puts up with my shenanigans, threatens to kill my enemies with fire and thinks I’m cute when I’m drunk. Perhaps this rambunctious PVD chick can finally settle in.

• 2010-07-02

  Anonymous asked: do you miss anyone?

  People I currently miss:

  Mike

  Kathryn

  Patrick Swayze

• 2010-06-17

  1. - Man, the Spanish are dropping like flies on the pitch, here.
  2. - Like SPANISH flies?
  3. - Get out of my house.

• 2010-06-02

  On Bug Bites

  1. Me: I am going to get encephalitis.
  2. Her: Encephilcoccus
  3. Me: Encyclopedia
  4. Her: Ensnuffleupagus
  5. Me: Encino man

• 2010-05-27

  I call this one ‘Hot Champagne.’

  — Kathryn

• 2010-05-24